There are a million secrets we keep from the outside world, some of them are down right outrageous but some are just too ‘cute’/’innocent’ to let anyone know about them.
1. Can’t tell I’m sick because too much love
” I have cancer and it’s spreading to the rest of my body but I haven’t told my family yet.
Thing is I recently moved out, and got a bump checked out. Turns out it’s cancerous and has spread into my lymph nodes. My mother worries about me a lot, but is dealing with putting her mom in a home and losing her company at the end of the year. I can’t put her through the idea her only daughter might die or be seriously sick for a while. ”
2. Why don’t you grow a beard for change
” I shave because I have this weird thing in my facial hair where some of it’s blonde and other parts are black and two patches are red.
I tell people I don’t like the way it feels to have a beard but the real reason is because I look like a calico cat. ”
3. Fake it till you make it?
” I’m not half as patient and understanding as my girlfriend thinks.
I just pretend to be, except now it’s been over a year and I think I am now. ”
4. Goosebumps was for just goosebumps, not nightmares I thought
” As a kid, I was really scared of R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps.
I’m a few months shy of 20 years old now, and the theme song to the show still makes me uncomfortable for a minute. But I am totally okay with the series now. ”
5. Honey, did you here about the…
” A lot of the time I’ll pretend not to knowing about somethings and pretend as if I am hearing about it for the first time because my girlfriend gets really excited when she can tell me new interesting things. ”